slow mo guys + fire

  • Baby Seamus: D-D-Da-D
  • Mom: Are you trying to say dad?
  • Baby Seamus: D- D- Da-Damn it Jordan

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

wait-wuutt:

These dorks

It’s transparent

wait-wuutt:

These dorks

It’s transparent

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

thewicked-eternity