i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it
wolverine fisting you when suddenly
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“” i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.